Dużo nie muszę pisać. Ponieważ namnożyło nam się tematów o filmach to.. was ulubiony cytat z jakiejś produkcji. Nie mówię o filmach o grach! Mogą to być filmy animowane lub fabularne bez róznicy. Zapraszam do zabawy

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U killed kenny. You bastards!


-W imię zasad skurwysynu.

zgadnijcie kto to powiedzial ;p

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"Bunkrow nie ma, ale i tak jest zajebiscie"
"Widzisz, co to zarcie robi z twojego mozgu?"
"Skad masz ten sfeter ?
Zajebales z pomocy dla powodzian ?
Pies ci go wszamał a potem zwrocil ?"
"Spoko mozesz na mnie liczyc..."
Chlopaki nie placza

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jupikajej madafaka

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Jakto kto jasne ze Linda.

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"Open Sesami" Hellsing manga
"Thankyou for your hard work, goodbye" j.w.
"Jeronimo motherfucker!" Die Hard

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a takie ciasteczka, to gdzie pani kupila?

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w morde dać moge dać

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hakuna matata

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"Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya." - Pulp Fiction (ewentualnie: Fun Lovin Criminals - Scooby Snaks)

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on this soon-to-be-dead hillbilly rapist here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass." - Pulp Fiction

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. " - Pulp Fiction - Jules wygłaszał ten tekst zanim zabił jakiegoś gościa

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"dobra stary... to chuuuuuj ci w dupe... ja tu na deszczu wilki jakies... "
"No i co ty w morde pierdolony bambusie, z wlasnym kutasem sie na lby zamieniles czy co? To ja sie cie wlasnie pytam czemu sie tak z tym branclujesz..."
"cale zycie czulem sie jak drugi, nawet jak gdzies pierwszy bylem czulem sie jak drugi"
Moj ulubiony film

PS. [URL]www.kakofonia.pl[/URL] tu macie duzo zajebistych cytatow z polskich i amerykanskich filmow w mp3, milego

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I want to know the truth!
You can't handle the truth! - Ludzie Honoru

#1 Rule of Fight Club: You don't talk about Fight Club!! - Muszę pisać co to? ; )

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gdyby kozka nie skakala, to by slimak chuj ci w dupe...

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Masa, dosłownie masa cytatów, które co jakis czas mi sie przypominają.

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire. " - Milton Waddams (Office space)

Evelyn Williams: You're inhuman.
Patrick Bateman: No... .I'm in touch with humanity. (American Psycho)

I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I only love that which they defend.
Faramir (LotR)

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." (nie wiem jaki film)

"If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem." (jak wyzej)

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?"(to samo)

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. (American Psycho)

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. (Gladiator)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces. (Bridget Jones DD)

Wiem, ze to nie sa cytaty, ale i tak pasuja tutaj.

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Gakh Nazgi Golug durub-uuri lata-nuut,
Udu takob-ishiz gund-ob Gazat-shakh-uuri,
Krith Shara-uuri matuurz matat duumpuga,
Ash tug Shakhbuurz-uur Uliima-tab-ishi za,
Uzg-Mordor-ishi amal fauthut burguuli.
Ash nazg durbatuluuk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatuluuk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
Uzg-Mordor-ishi amal fauthut burguuli.

tłumaczyć

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"A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch ! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her? How do you know she is a witch? She looks like one. Bring her forward. I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch ! But you are dressed as one. They dressed me like this. No, we didn't. And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Well? We did do the nose. The nose? And the hat. But she is a witch ! Did you dress her up like this? No, no! Yes. A bit. She has got a wart. What makes you think she's a witch? She turned me into a newt! A newt? I got better. Burn her anyway! QQuiet! QQuiet! There are ways of telling|whether she is a witch. Are there? What are they? Tell us. Do they hurt? Tell me, what do you do with witches? Burn them! And what do you burn, apart from witches? More witches! Wood! So why do witches burn? Cause they're made of wood? Good! How do we tell if she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. But can you not also make bridges|out of stone? Oh, yeah. Does wood sink in water? No, it floats. Throw her into the pond! What also floats in water? Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider! Great gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches. Lead. A duck! Exactly. So, logically... If she weighs the same as a duck...she's made of wood. And therefore? A witch!"

(Monty Python and a Holy Grail)

"Who are you? We are the Knights Who Say "Ni". No, not the Knights Who Say "Ni". The same. Who are thee? We are the keepers of the sacred words: "Ni," "Peng," and "Nee-wom"! Those who hear them seldom live. he Knights Who Say "Ni" demand a sacrifice. We are simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. We shall say "Ni" again to you... if you do not appease us. What do you want? We want...a shrubbery! A what? Please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery. You must return here with a shrubbery...or else you will never pass|through this wood alive."

(Monty Python and a Holy Grail)

"He's the fastest player here. His hands are like...phhyyyy....How did he do that?"

(txt z filmu dokumentalnego o [flag=no] [GG99]Slayerze. Wymawiany jest przez [flag=ca] Grrr...)

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albo ta scena z ponty majtona co king arthur walczyl z blednym rycerzem ;d albo mad rabbit ;p

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też były genialne jak cały film, ale już mi sie nie chciało txt szukać

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I...
I killed them...
I killed them all...
They're dead
Every single one of them
And not just the men...
But the women...and the children too
They're like animals...
And I slaughtered them like animals !
I hate them !! - SW EP2

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mysl przyjacieju od kogo forse pozyczyc, moze ciocie masz na polu namiotowym, bo jak nie wykombinujesz to wam urzniemy kutasy i wam wszystkiego sie odechce...

nie pajacuj warszawiaku bo ci w nocy jeep splonie, a ciebie znajda w morzu i sie bardzo kurwa zle poczujesz

przeciez to jest ada, ada zwana dwa palce, a teraz zwana cala dlon...

- ca co?
- za jajco!

dlugo moglbym wymieniac....

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to wymieniaj!

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"nie rozumiem ludzi ktorzy nie rozumieja hip-hopu w polsce"-ziomki ...ogolnie z tego wywiadu mozna pelno cytatow wyciagnac

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-Olo, czujesz?
-Ale to nie gowno. To padlina.

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-Bo to zła kobieta była

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-A kto umarł, ten nie zyje.

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(ten lubie szczegolnie... chociaz lubie je wszystkie )

Linda zapytany przez sedziego, czy bedzie sluzyl Rzeczy Pospolitej:
-Bezapelacyjnie, do samego końca. Mojego lub jej.



Psy rzadza jesli chodzi o cytaty

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